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13 Embarrassing First Date Stories
Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Relationships are hard, and we all make dumb mistakes along the way. Misery loves company, so we asked our readers to tell us about their most awkward, embarrassing, and generally unfortunate romantic encounters.
There's so much anticipation and excitement that can turn into the good, the bad, or the ugly. It could be the beginning of something great or a night of high expectations turned into a disaster. Here are some funny, but awkward first date stories that no one would want to live over again. He was amazing, we talked for hours!
The most awkward first dates can be attributed to pretty much anything under the sun. Maybe your date was really nervous, maybe you were totally distracted, or maybe you just realized from the moment they showed up in Crocs with socks that you two were just too different for things to ever work out. But thankfully, these painful experiences can be laughed about later and make for really entertaining dinner-party fodder. Sometimes it really is shocking how bad a date can turn out to be. If you ask me, along with more comprehensive sex education, we also could use a few crash courses in what to do if your date keeps licking his lips and mumbling about how you look "good enough to eat" five minutes into your appetizers.
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We all do embarrassing stuff from time to time, but dating brings out something truly special in all of us. Maybe a relationship between you and a friend starts to turn into something more, which can make things a bit weird and hard to read. Seriously, it is a lot less embarrassing to ask than it is to make the wrong move.